This is me

Tuesday Dinners

2010-11-02T21:37:00.000-07:00

Starting last month, my very good friend Krystal (WWW.tapthatmom.com)and I decided that we would start having dinners together once a week to watch Parenthood and Glee.. Well this week my very best friend from school(her husband) Chris was home from work and it was awesome!!! Their 2 boys are great.. They havent decided if they like me yet or not, but at least the talk to me and dont yell "no" at me any more!!!

I took this picture because I thought it was AWESOME!!! This might have to become a weekly thing Krystal, I just might have to start taking some pictures every week!!!

This is the butter rectum.. Instead of the outie that County Crock usually has, this was an innie... I thought it was great enough to take a picture and post it on the interweb... So here you go!!!

Well shit........

2010-06-30T18:08:00.001-07:00

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit . that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

Paper Just Cant Win

2010-06-17T13:48:00.001-07:00

Top 10 reasons Gay Marriage should be illegal

2010-06-16T23:44:00.000-07:00

Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal
12 Nov, 2006 General, -Funneh
Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. .

Homer Simpson's words of wisdom....

2010-06-15T22:06:00.000-07:00

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle - they're on TV!

Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win.

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.

Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

Save me, Jeebus!

Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.

I don't hate your mother, I just won't be sad when she dies.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain - remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You/re making a scene'.

(*And these last 2 are my favorite!!!!!)

Shut up brain, or Ill stab you with a Qtip

I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T

Things upon which I have stumbled

2010-06-15T18:42:00.000-07:00

Yeah, thats about it....

This is bullshit!!!

2009-12-28T17:25:00.000-08:00

OK just wondering... After almost 2 years of neither of us paying our bill on time, I finally decide that we need to start doing it ASAP so that when I try to get a new phone service they can see that I pay my bill on time, I finally finally finally follow through with SUSPENDING your phone line. Yes, I know that you had a bad day, but why are you treating me like crap because you cant pay your bill on time... I know that me and my wife make less then you even with help, and we can pay our phone bill on time. You make more then we do and you cant do it... Well you sir are a baboon. I cant help that you try to pull off this "better then you" persona, but YOU aren't better then me... I am not saying that I'm better then you either... I'm just saying that maybe it is time for you to grow up a little... All I've done is try to help. I let a lot of things slide. I'm not saying that I'm the best friend you will ever have. But I'm sure that I'm up there on the scale. I let you treat me like shit when you are drunk. I let you talk shit about my best friend, I let a lot of things slide sir. But this, this I will not.. When you talk all that comes out is bull shit. You think that you are so much better then me.. Maybe if you woke up and realized that you live way beyond your means, maybe you would realize that you just did lose one of the best friends that you will ever have.

This isn't the first time that you have hurt my feelings... This time you didn't insult me personally, but this time you went too far. This time you are fucking my credit...

This is sooo why you don't trust friends to actually follow through with what they say...
You really are a piece of shit. I'M DONE!!!!

Random daily life

2009-12-21T19:47:00.001-08:00

This is me just chillin waiting for my crappy crappy food at Mimi's cafe!!!

This is my super sexy doodle!!!

This is the not so sexy doodle... she has a box on her head!!!

This is my dad totally rocking my sunglasses

This is my coldy Lynkin!!! this is his spot every time I lay on the couch

This is Squishy... he loooves to sit at the nape of my neck and sleep... It drives me nuts!!!

This is me totally geeked out on all of my electronics... Playing Diablo on the desktop,

Facebook on the laptop, and about to text someone!!!

This is me and Angie on her birthday.

I totally love my new computer!!!

Week in pictures!

2009-10-25T09:58:00.001-07:00

When I read this the name that came to mind was "DookiePoo" I laughed so loud and long people started staring!!!

Left my desk for 3 minutes and this is what I came back to !!! I was super excited!!!!

Best breakfast ever!!! I'm always excited when I have lunch meat to make sangwiches for breakfast!!!

I took a picture of a crow on the table!!! I thought it was awesome

best friggin Country Fried Steak and mashed potato's!!!!

I totally love TexAZ!!!

For the ofended

2009-10-14T22:45:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry for the action of being offended.. I'm sorry that offends you.. I go to bed every night hoping that when we wake up, there will be one day that I don't offend you.. There is nothing more that I want then just that.. But from our conversations I just don't see that day anywhere near us.. I mean am I really that insensitive? That I can merely open my mouth and voice an opinion that somehow makes you so enraged??? If you don't like the way I respond to your offence, then please tell me right out. Don't put you hand in my face.. Don't hold back your frustration. Just tell me.. There is nothing more then I want is some fucking communication. And if I do decide to apologize, let me do it on my own time. Don't have a tantrum because I don't do it in the time you have allotted me. There is this cloud that hangs over me and I'm having a hard time dealing with it.. So if you don't like it, just leave me alone until it passes.. The cloudy sky isn't always around, just on days that Id rather sleep then deal.. I'm tired.. Let me rest.
I'm sorry for all the frustration that you feel towards me as I have for you..
Good Night

Krystal likes me best when I'm sleep deprived!!!

2009-10-12T22:53:00.000-07:00

All we need is a little LOVE! This blog is about sisters uniting together and giving others some love because life is hard and who couldn't use a little LOVE? The rules for this award is simple.

Krystal Morehead McCarthy nominated me for this award!!! Krystal just rocks.. We became friends in high school and we may have lost touch over the years but we always seemed to pick up right where we left off!!! It really is awesome!!!

http://www.tapthatmom.blogspot.com/

I LOVE YOU=8 letters which gives you 8 rules :)
Here are the rules:

1-Thank the person who nominated you for this award and write a little bit about why you LOVE them.

2-Copy the logo and place it on your blog.

3-Link to the person who nominated you for this award.

4-Nominate no more than 17 people (why 17?) who you LOVE or you think could use some LOVE.

5. Write one word (you can only use a word once) about what you LOVE about their blog.

6. You can not nominate someone who has already been nominated-the LOVE has to spread to all

7-Post links to the 16 blogs you nominate.

8-Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know they’ve been nominated.

Here is my 17 LOVES:
Ok so here is my problem... I don't know any bloggers.. Ok I know 3 female bloggers.. Maybe 4.. I know I'm pathetic.. So I'm going to change the rules for myself and only do the 3 or 4 that I know!!! Too bad if you have already been nominated!!!

Krystal- awesome
Megan-rockstar
Sam-El Dood
Talina-Mommy

Ok so there you go Krystal!!! Just for you.. Now its about 30 mins past my bed time.. But its ok I totally love you!!!!

My week in pictures

2009-10-10T21:53:00.000-07:00

My friend Krystal (http://www.tapthatmom.blogspot.com/) has this thing that she does every Sunday.. She takes a bunch of random pictures and post them she calls it "Sunday Snaps".. And it my most favorite one that she does!!! So I decided to copy her in a way and do "My week in Pictures"

So here you go I really hope that you enjoy the randomness that is my life!!!

Now kids, I always start out my week with a healthy breakfast... Pizza and DIET Dr. Pepper will give you what you need in the morning!!!!!

And then when I got to work this is what I got...
These are all Garnishments.. These are what I have to send out to people to let them know that they will not be getting their full paycheck because they didn't pay their bills, so now that bill is going to be taking it out of their check automatically... So here is a little advise for all of you...Everyone has bills... Just pay your bills...Because if you don't, then I will have to send you one of these!! I don't want to send you one of these!!!!

And if you owe certain credit cards your account will go to Kaplan Law Office.. You will be 1 of 64 that I get from them... Yes 64 out of the 75 were just from Kaplan!!!!

Now usually my morning mail takes me about an hour to do and I'm out of the office by 9:30 at the latest... Well Monday I didn't get out of there until 11am.. Has anyone had to sit in a chair for 3 hours??? A really crappy chair??? Let me just tell you that it sucked really bad!!! ES NO BUENO!

As I'm driving down the street in Phoenix I realize that the things people do to their car, well they thinks it looks good... And no offence usually they are Mexican... But really guys.. Why do you think that this looks good??? Especially on a Neon??? Its not so good AL!!!

Working on 15Th Ave and Indian School is Interesting!!! This is the "Smokers Lounge" just outside of the front doors of my office... This is the "ash tray". This is where all the Ghettos come to get their cigarettes out of the bucket.. Sometimes its scary working here..
The purple gloves to the left of the bucket... Not to mention the 40oz empty bottle to the right... weren't there before lunch.. Were there after!!!

Now, I know that I'm no car mechanic. However, I do know that if I'm going 20 mph and my emergency brake light is on there is a problem.

I know I didn't touch my brake when I parked my car. And I know that I didn't touch my brake when I got in my car... But just in case I pushed the button and pushed down my break.. Nothing.

So when I parked my car I turned it off... Then I started it again and the light was off... My car is only a 2002... I don't think I should be having these problems!!!!!

Now this brings me to Friday... The crazy girl Teresa that works at my job makes cake for us every Friday... And its the best cake ever... Now I have a feeling that she is going to poison us one of these days... Because she really is a nut job!!! I totally wouldn't put it past her... She talks to people who aren't there... She has threatened to kill her cousin who works with me... Oh yeah. Shes CRAZY!!! Thanks Billie for bringing her in my life!!!!

But I'm going to continue to eat the cake because its cake and I looooooove cake!!!

Friday I sent out a mass text message and only got 4 responses... LAME!!! But I thought it would be cool if I posted them here!!!

Cupcake and Mattatoooooonie playing some sort of girlie slap fight!!!

And yes those of you who are Blink 182 fans... I did get that jacket in the back hanging from the concert!!!

This is Nick's son Mason!!! on his 3rd Birthday!!! He is the cutest little boy!!!

This is Nina and her friend... I dunno what they are doing but they look cute!!!!

And this is Mark's picture!!! Yes you see right , there are a bunch of coffins lined up!!! He builds cars.. And coffins to match them!!!

So that's it!!! I hope that you enjoyed my week in pictures!!! I have a lot of fun explaining!!! If I get a nice response to this I will try to do this weekly!!!

This is for you Krystal

2009-09-27T23:26:00.000-07:00

OK, Well I know its been awhile.. A lot has gone down...

Totally read the Twilight series in 10 days... LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!! Stephanie Meyer is a frigging jerk for making her books so good... (CANT WAIT FOR NEW MOON) Ive tried to read other books and be just as interested.. But its just not happening!!! Ive ready a lot of books since then. But its been hard to keep my interest... Good book that I'm totally suggesting is "Weight of Silence" AWESOME!!!

Next: I HATE MY JOB!!! It brings me to tears at least once a month.. right about the time that my hormones are out of whack but still.. Very emotional just as well...

I'm watching movies all the time.. .Currently I'm watching the Thin Man series.. Its great bunch of movies!!! I love it.. If you haven't seen them, you totally should!!

Ive lost some weight, I'm a size 14 now.. Its taken me forever to get there but I'm finally there.. Next step is size 12... Let me tell you its one of the hardest thing that I'm trying to do...

Oh totally had a mental break down last month.. Missed a week of work.. So I have a panic disorder and and border line depressed.. Like I needed an ER Dr to tell me that.. But whatever!!!

So that's pretty much everything for now.. I'm too distracted to write anything more!!!

So you can all think Krystal for this boring blurb about the last few months of my life!!!

2009-06-28T19:28:00.000-07:00

Twice this month I had to defend my sexuality.. Once to my grandmother and once to a co-worker who I thought was my friend at one point.

I really never thought I would have to defend my sexuality to my family... And if I did I never thought that I would be so animated about it... So god sakes I through my back out.

I am an open and out lesbian... People may think that we choose to be gay... the only choice we have is to ignore or embrace our instincts. My eye goes to a female just the way a straight mans does...The people I know may even think that I myself chose to be gay... Yes I admit that I have been in relationships when men (boys really).. Yes I also admit that the last male relationship I was in the fool was 11 years older then I was... I started dating him when I was 16... I knew that I liked girls, I however didn't know how at accept it.

I was raised Catholic... Not that I was forced to go to church and had my first communion or anything, but just the basics. God says its wrong to be gay. A man and a woman are to be married not 2 men and 2 ladies...

The thing that made me stop believing in god was that exact thing. I think I was about 12 or 13. When I first really realized that I found myself attracted to woman. I guess the first crush I had was back in kindergarten on my teacher... I remember always trying to make her look at me... To make her pay attention to me. That's my earliest memory of trying to get the attention of a female... But growing up the way I did I thought that it was wrong. Not until I think I was in 7th grade did I really start to question my sexuality.

Going into my freshman year is where I met Angie. We met at band camp.. I know since that retarded America Pie movie.... God I really hate that movie. Because every time I try to tell someone about how me and Angie met this is what is said..."One time at band camp".. I really fucking hate it!

But it's the truth. She and I really did meet at band camp... And there was an immediate attraction. She thinks that I don't remember but I do.

After the summer we started hanging out on a regular basis.. It was awesome, this girl was raised that same was that I was. She and I both grew up catholic. But she was comfortable with who she was... Well it seemed that way to me anyway.

But we got along beautifully.. We started sleeping together. We became best friends... Until the day she asked me to be her girlfriend... I had a boyfriend at the time and told her no... She would tell me about how "in love" she was with her friend and then turn around and tell me that she was in love with me... I told her that there was no way that she was in love with me if she was still soooo hung up on this friend... The day that I told her no was pretty much the day that my heart broke. She stopped talking to me all together.. She treated me like total shit until the day that our good friend died in a car accident... She was the one who told me. He died the same day that my great grandmother died... I was devastated. And torn because Angie and I were talking again. But that was short lived. The girl Angie was seeing refused to have any relationship with her until she was over me... So in continuing a relationship with me her girlfriend would break up with her.
The years went by and we met up again. She was in a relationship with another girl and I was in a relationship with a d-bag we'll name, Shalvin. He was 11 years older then me. I invited her and her girlfriend to some bbq's that we had. And we she and I started to get close again her girl didn't like it very much so she stopped talking to me.

This last time neither of us were going to let it go this time... Angie had just recently broken up with her girlfriend. Shalvin and I were on the outs and I wasn't going to go back this time. So I finally broke it off... She and I started dating immediately no hesitation on either of our sides. We weren;t exclusive. And she made sure that I knew that!!!

So after a few month and a huge fight, she asked me out and I gladly accepted. Finally after 7 years we were going to actually be together...

And that's were we are now. We just had our 5 year anniversary. And I love her more and more everyday. I am glad that we have gone threw to get where we are today.. Otherwise I don't think that it would have worked.!

I guess that I just needed to get this out because it will eventually lead to the real reason I started this blog. To get things off my chest. I know that it might take me a little while to get everything out.

Why do they change the movie from the book sooooooo much

2009-06-28T11:10:00.000-07:00

Last night Angie and I went to the movies. We saw "My sisters keeper". I read the book and totally fell in love with everything about it. I understand that they have to take parts out and they have to take people out. However why do they have to change the whole ending??? In watching the movie and towards the end when the wrong person died, I was pissed... The ending the book had was beautiful and I loved it.. Katie was not suppose to die!!! Anna was.... Anna was suppose to die on her way to the hospital after the hearing and suppose to give Kate the kidney and Kate was suppose to go into remission and live a very long life... It doesn't make sense that Kate died...The book ending made way more sense... This is why I hate reading the book first...
This is why I think I hated reading... Probably why I refused to read any of the Harry Potter books... Why, why, why!!!! Stupid stupid stupid... I love reading and I love movies!!! But for gods sake, if you are going to make a movie from a book, they don't change the whole ending....
I hate Hollywood!!!

7 things you prolly didnt need to know... But now you can die happy!!!

2009-06-27T14:47:00.000-07:00

Well thanks Krystal!!! Here I am just trying to help a girl out and read a blog here and there... But Then I get to yours, and ive been 'tapped' so here it is!!!

7 honest things about me

1. I have every intention of changing my last name to Wargo.

2. I live waaaayyy beyond my means.

3. I am the youngest of 3 and Im the only girl.

4. I paint my nails a diffrent color almost daily!

5. I totaly have an old man crush on Dick Van Dyke

6. I loooove crunchy food

7. I miss my family very very very much

And there you have it... 7 not known honest facts about me and my life... 7 things Im pretty sure that everyone could have lived the rest of their lives not knowing... However I sure now that you know them, you'll have a much fuller life!

Ha!

Oh how I loath APS!!!

2009-06-16T17:23:00.000-07:00

So there I am sitting at work when its dawns on me that it lunch time... So I talk to Marissa and tell here that its time for lunch and that maybe we should think about going to Long Wongs.... So we drive down 7 minutes form work and there, on the corner of 7th ave and Missourri there is a police officer directing traffic. Also on this corner is the Long Wongs I've been craving... I look at the "OPEN" singn and notice that its not on... I have a mini melt down because I just wanted it sooooo bad!!! When Marissa opens the car door and says that she is still gonna check to see if the door is unlocked and they are open... She opes the door and says in a loud whister, "Wow its effin hot in here". The cook comes out and says "Yeah thats because the power is out and no one can tell us why". WIth that we are out of the store and back in the car... This is where I decide that I'm going to call Angie to see what she is doing... Well she tells me that the power is out at my house too>... We live a good 2 miles away on 12th St... And then all of a sudden, I look back and the street light is working and the "OPEN" sign at Long Wongs is on... I do the happy dance and I make Marissa get out of the car and we go inside... And really I LOOOOOVVVVVEEEE Long Wongs... 8 wings adn french fries for 6.59!!! It was sooo good and sooo tastey!!!

First Blog Ever

2009-06-14T01:06:00.000-07:00

Well I was talking to my good friend Krystal (http://www.tapthatmom.blogspot.com) about starting a blog... I have been thinking about it for a while now just to get things out of my head and onto something... So I figure what better then to blog....

Well I guess I'll start off with a little something about myself... I am 25 and live in hot and sunny Arizona, I live right now with my girlfriend of 5 years and my second oldest brother... I am the youngest of 3 and loooove being the baby!!! I have 2 dogs, 1 cat, 2 turtles, and 4 fish... My girlfriend says that we have a zoo and wont let me get anymore animals, no matter how big or small.... I guess I can see where she is comming from... Concidering the amout we pay for rent and that food for the animals that we already have!!!!

I started getting really into reading books... I was never a really big reader as a child, but now I am really intrested in reading... Its kinds weird.. I feel kinda grown up!!! Both my parent read all the time and all the adults in my life were always with a nose in a book... And now that I am an "adult" I read all the time!!!

So back to my "now" life...
Angie and I have been together for 5 years... Its an amazing feeling to be more and more in love with someone every day.. I still get those stupid butterflies in my stomach!!! You'd think that after 5 years that would at least go away!!! But no... Still get the butterflies and I still get nervus aroud her!!! Its pretty awesome I think... I like to spend all (or most of my time at lease) with her.. Ive never really felt that way before... Oh and I still randomally find myself smiling when I think about her... But still its not all roses!!! We are both fire signs... Im and Aries and she is a Sagitarus... Its a loving firey relationship... But I love every minute of it...